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bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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How to finger a girl

sumcaliruca:

1. Use your tongue

Always

legoalbums:

Brand New - The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me
(Request by precioushobbits)

legoalbums:

Brand New - The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me

(Request by precioushobbits)


Harley Quinn  Injustice Year Two #17

Harley Quinn
Injustice Year Two #17

annericachavez:

I knew this plan would eventually involve punching people. 

America Chavez, Young Avengers Vol. 2

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

Do you actually believe they need to diversify xmen?
+ Anonymous

maximofffs:

Are you being 100% serious right now because I can’t actually tell if you’re joking or not

Yes they absolutely need to diversify the Xmen films jesus fucking christ

The Xmen are literally a metaphor for how minority groups are treated by society forgive me for thinking a bunch of white guys in leather isn’t really cutting it

oliviacarrion:

me talking about my favorite things

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beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

kenway:

friendship necklaces where one says “eat” and the other says “ass”

Artist: Arctic Monkeys
Track Name: "Fire And The Thud"
Played: 1599 times

imgoingbaackto505:

The day after you stole my heart, 

Everything I touched told me

it would be better shared with you

so my last exam is tomorrow and not thursday okay then

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

tinystork:

a remake of the daredevil movie where everything’s the same but they use the kidz bop version of bring me to life