feminachos:

angelic-hipster-mermaid-slut69:

the-underground-hufflepuff:

Women are so pissed about being objectified and then they objectify themselves by getting abortion which is literally saying “my body is just a thing I use for sex, not the actual divine purpose it was created for”

my ovaries just whispered to me to tell you to shut up

i’m going to use that as a rebuttal for now on tbh

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darkrobins replied to your post: I cant tell if Im hungry or horny rn…

thats quite the leap

I’m always pretty much either one or the other so

rescuepepperpotts:

hello

I can’t tell if I’m hungry or horny rn

#thestruggle

orlandobloomers:

aliceinthetempleofpearlgarden:

davegrohlgetinmybed:

theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar

a girl playing guitar

a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock

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darkrobins replied to your chat: my sister: are you excited for college?me:…

yes scarlet johansson just called we are making wedding plans now

sigh if only

if only….

janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

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urksies:

cosmopanther:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

PREACH

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of course my sister would walk in my room at the exact moment I had an anatomical diagram of a vagina up on my laptop